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On March 3, 2023 the Baltimore Banner asked ChatGPT:

"Write a new city slogan in the style of John Waters." It replied with maybe the best slogan for Baltimore ever: “Come for the crabs, stay for the chaos: Baltimore, the only city with a sense of humor as twisted as its streets.”


This is my take on that perfect slogan, for those of us who have made this crazy city our forever-home, made into a sticker for you and yours. My stickers are printed on premium white vinyl and  then lovingly hand-burnished with a top layer of premium transparent water-resistant vinyl rated to last 3 years+.


Measures 2 1/2"x 2 1/2"


Note: stickers may be made-to-order, please allow 2-3 business days for me to make yours just for you.


Avoid the dishwasher, hand-wash.





Crabs & Chaos Round Vinyl Sticker

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